I was looking at the news online earlier and I ran across a story about 9 Egyptian mummies being discovered recently.
It seems pretty rude to dig up 2,500-year-old corpses, so I mentioned this to a buddy of mine. I mean, 2,500 years ago Egyptians wrapped up some bodies and threw them underground just so we can dig them up again?
No way. So, I told my friend that I’d rather be left alone once I was dead. But – he rightfully pointed out that sometimes archaeologists are looking for cultural relics, not really intending to disturb the rest of the dead.
Screw that! The rest of the conversation is as follows:
JFD: I want to be buried
JFD: with an anti-tank mine wired to my body
JFD: anybody digging up that shit
JFD: will be in for a big surprise.
Shawn: aren’t those things fucking huge?
JFD: That’s the point.
Shawn: yeah but there is still a slim chance
Shawn: that you’d either just kill a random fuck
Shawn: digging for minerals or some shit
Shawn: they could defuse it 🙂
Shawn: and then anally probe your corpse
JFD: then bury me
JFD: with a landmine in my anus
JFD: so when they probe that shit